
There are different kind of people when it comes to problems and them so the Psycho graphic segmentation of these people goes like this :
-THE DOOMED: people who are plain unlucky and have a lot of problems (sorry fellows you are in a hopeless situation in a ruthless world with )
-THE ORIGINATIVE: they are the ones who are too bored in life (pathetic excuse of a life they have) so they create problems for themselves just to make things a little more happening (pump up the volume)
-THE PEDESTRIAN: they are the ones who have the knack of walking in to problems (the artisans crafting their lives toward eternal chaos)
-THE STICKIES: they just stay put and the universe conspires to guide problems to them (the inertia is too high can't run away, can't live with you and can't live without you too...)
-THE AMALGAMATED: they are the geniuses who have perfected the art of problem
dogging, these are walking talking problem sensor and attractors ( you should probably be good friends with these people but just never hang out with them just find their where abouts and be sure never to tread where they are)
Gosh, I should have got a better grade in marketing.
Jokes apart, so where do you figure? And ones you have figured your categories we can work towards graduating you to higher levels in the problem value chain.
Ok so plz tell me which category do I fall into cause at the moment I find myself everywhere...:)...And from where did you chapo this writing...I would love to do a full on analysis on this...
ReplyDeleteDisclaimer: This piece of writing has no resembles what so ever with any material available on the Net. This purely a work of my brain.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can you sue for calling it copied, it just goes to show that you surely a problem attractor and I think you can safely be put in the 'THE AMALGAMATED' segment.
Sorry Maam Sup's...My sincere apologies...I was mistaken about your caliber with words...
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