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Quantify THIS!!!

Grumpiness factor: In attempt to quantify my grumpiness quotient or factor I sit to write, weird thing to do but after being asked to quantify every damn thing everyday I have just gotten use to doing that but that no way means I have gotten good at it. It simply term 1 of this MBA is getting to me but it definitely does not mean that I have perfected the art of quantifying.

Out of this damn MBA I would still get a few takeaways: number 1 plot any damn thing on a graph and make it look like some complicated crap which really affects our life and requires urgent attention; number 2 quantify the shit on the graph down to a table full of numbers for no one to understand. All perfect MBA should be able to do both these things and another important thing they should be able to do is faff, faff like there is no tomorrow, faff about any god forsaken thing on this earth and make it sound intelligent, and should convince the other person or at least confuse him. So the ultimate reality is that we all MBAs should and do operate under one governing principle "Convince or at least confuse".

Now coming back to quantifying my Grumpiness: One, I haven't gotten any good at quantify in fact I was doing better at it as an Engineer than a neo-MBA. And besides I am not so grumpy to quantify...yet.

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